1 Townies: We're not safe until he's dead
2 He'll come stalking us at night
3 Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite
4 He'll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free
5 Gaston: So it's time to take some action, boys
6 It's time to follow me
7 Townies: Through the mist, through the woods
8 Through the darkness and the shadows
9 It's a nightmare, but it's one exciting ride
10 Say a prayer, then we're there
11 At the drawbridge of a castle
12 And there's something truly terrible inside
13 It's a beast; he's got fangs, razor-sharp ones
14 Massive paws, killer claws for the feast
15 Hear him roar, see him foam
16 But we're not coming home
17 Till he's dead, good and dead!
18 Kill the Beast!
19 Light your torch, mount your horse
20 Gaston: Screw your courage to the sticking place
21 Townies: We're counting on Gaston to lead the way
22 Through the mist, through the wood
23 Where within a haunted castle
24 Something's lurking that you don't see every day
25 It's a beast, one as tall as a mountain
26 We won't rest till he's good and deceased
27 Sally forth! Tally ho!
28 Grab your sword! Grab your bow!
29 Praise the Lord and here we go!
30 We don't like what we don't understand
31 In fact, it scares us
32 And this monster is mysterious at least
33 Bring your guns! Bring your knives!
34 Save your children and your wives
35 We'll save our village and our lives
36 We'll kill the Beast!
37 Castleware: Hearts ablaze, banners high
38 We go marching into battle
39 Unafraid, although the danger just increased
40 Townies: Raise the flag! Sing the song!
41 Here we come, we're fifty strong
42 And fifty Frenchmen can't be wrong
43 Let's kill the Beast!