1 GASTON
2 You've been dreaming, just one dream
3 Nearly all your life
4 Hoping, scheming, just one theme:
5 Will you be a wife?
6 Will you be some he-man's property?
7 Good news!
8 That he-man's me!
9 This equation, girl plus man
10 Doesn't help just you
11 On occasion, women can
12 Have their uses too
13 Mainly to extend the family tree
14 Pumpkin, extend with me!
15 We'll be raising sons galore
16 BELLE
17 Inconceivable!
18 GASTON
19 Each built six foot four!
20 BELLE
21 Unbelievable!
22 GASTON
23 Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene!
24 BELLE
25 I'm not hearing this!
26 GASTON
27 You'll be keeping house with pride!
28 BELLE
29 Just incredible!
30 GASTON
31 Oh so gratified
32 BELLE
33 So unweddable!
34 GASTON
35 That you are a part of this idyllic scene
36 (spoken)
37 Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting over the fire, my little wife massaging my feet, while the little
38 Ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven!
39 BELLE, spoken
40 Dogs?
41 GASTON, spoken
42 No, Belle!
43 Strapping boys...like me!
44 BELLE, spoken
45 Imagine that!
46 GASTON
47 I can see that we will share
48 All that love implies
49 We shall be a perfect pair
50 Rather like my thighs
51 You are face to face with destiny!
52 All roads lead to...
53 The best things in life are...
54 All's well that ends with me!
55 Escape me?
56 There's no way
57 Certain as "Do, Re,"
58 Belle, when you marry....
59 (spoken)
60 So Belle, what would it be?
61 Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"?
62 BELLE, spoken
63 I...I just don't deserve you!
64 GASTON, spoken
65 Who does?
66 (sung)
67 Me!
68 BELLE, spoken
69 But thanks for asking