1 LUMIÈRE, spoken
2 Ha ha, oui, my friends, the day we have waited for may be at hand.
3 MRS. POTTS, spoken
4 Oh, if only that were true, Lumiere.
5 LUMIÈRE, spoken
6 Aah, human again.
7 MRS. POTTS, spoken
8 Human again.
9 LUMIÈRE, spoken
10 Yes, think what that means.
11 I'll be cooking again, be good-looking again
12 With a mademoiselle on each arm
13 When I'm human again, only human again
14 Poised and polished and gleaming with charm
15 I'll be courting again, chic and sporting again
16 MRS. POTTS
17 Which should cause several husbands alarm!
18 CHIP
19 I'll hop down off the shelf
20 LUMIÈRE & MRS. POTTS
21 And tout de suite be myself
22 CHIP
23 I can't wait to be human again
24 MRS. POTTS & Chorus
25 When we're human again, only human again
26 When we're knickknacks and whatnot's no more
27 CHIP
28 Little push, little shove
29 They could, whoosh, fall in love
30 MADAME DE LA GRANDE BOUCHE
31 Ah chérie, won't it all be top-drawer?
32 I'll wear lipstick and rouge and I won't be so huge
33 Why, I'll easily fit through that door
34 I'll exude savior-faire, I'll wear gowns, I'll have hair
35 It's my prayer to be human again
36 COGSWORTH
37 When I'm human again, only human again
38 When the world once more starts making sense
39 I'll unwind for a change
40 LUMIÈRE, spoken
41 Really? That'd be strange
42 COGSWORTH, spoken
43 Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense?
44 In a shack by the sea, I'll sit back sipping tea
45 Let my early retirement commence
46 Far from fools made of wax, I'll get down to brass tacks and relax
47 COMPANY
48 When I'm human again
49 So sweep the dust from the floor
50 Let's let some light in the room
51 I can feel, I can tell
52 Someone might break the spell any day now
53 LUMIÈRE
54 Shine up the brass on the door
55 FEATHERDUSTER
56 Alert the dustpail and broom
57 COMPANY
58 If it all goes as planned
59 Our time may be at hand any day now
60 Open the shutters and let in some air
61 MRS. POTTS
62 Put these here and put those over there
63 COMPANY
64 Sweep up the years of sadness and tears
65 And throw them away
66 BELLE, spoken
67 When Guinevere heard that Arthur was slain
68 She stole away to a convent
69 And no one could ever make her smile again
70 The end
71 BEAST, spoken
72 What a beautiful story!
73 BELLE, spoken
74 Oh, I knew you would like it.
75 I would like to ask you for something.
76 BEAST, spoken
77 What's that?
78 BELLE, spoken
79 A second chance.
80 Would you have dinner with me tonight?
81 BEAST, spoken
82 Dinner? Me? With you?
83 Well, that would be, I mean—oh, yes!
84 COMPANY
85 When we're human again, only human again
86 When the girl finally sets us all free
87 Cheeks a-bloomin' again, we're assumin' again
88 We'll resume our long lost joie de vivre
89 We'll be playin' again, holiday'n again
90 And we're prayin' it's ASAP
91 When we cast off this pall
92 We'll stand straight, we'll walk tall
93 When we're all that we were
94 Thanks to him, thanks to her
95 Coming closer and closer and closer
96 Closer and closer and—
97 We'll be dancing again, we'll be twirling again
98 We'll be whirling around with such ease
99 When we're human again, only human again
100 We'll go waltzing those old one-two-three's
101 We'll be floating again, we'll be gliding again
102 Stepping, striding, as fine as you please
103 Like a real human does, I'll be all that I was
104 On that glorious morn' when we're finally reborn
105 And we're all of us human again!