1 Gaston: Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
2 Lefou: A dangerous pastime
3 Gaston: I know
4 But that wacky old coot is Belle's father
5 And his sanity's only so-so
6 Now the wheels in my head have been turning
7 Since I looked at that loony old man
8 See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle
9 And right now I'm evolving a plan
10 Gaston & Lefou:No one plots like Gaston
11 Gaston:Takes cheap shots like Gaston
12 Lefou:Likes to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
13 Townies: For his marriage we soon will be celebrating
14 My, what a guy
15 Gaston!