1 Gaston
2 Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?
3 Crazy old Maurice...
4 LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
5 Lefou
6 A dangerous pastime
7 Gaston
8 I know
9 But that wacky old coot is Belle's father
10 And his sanity's only "so-so"
11 Now the wheels in my head have been turning
12 Since I looked at that loony, old man
13 See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle
14 And right now I'm evolving a plan
15 Gaston
16 If I . . . (whisper)
17 Lefou
18 Yes?
19 Gaston
20 Then we . . . (whisper)
21 Lefou
22 No! Would she .
23 Gaston
24 (whisper) Guess!
25 Lefou
26 Now I get it!
27 Both
28 Let's go! No one plots like Gaston
29 Gaston
30 Takes cheap shots like Gaston
31 Lefou
32 Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
33 Gaston
34 Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful
35 Lefou
36 As down to the depths you descend
37 Gaston
38 I won't even be mildly remorseful
39 Lefou
40 Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end
41 Gaston
42 Who has brains like Gaston?
43 Lefou
44 Entertains like Gaston?
45 Both
46 Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
47 And his marriage we soon will be celebrating
48 My, what a guy
49 Gaston!