1 Lefou: Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
2 Looking so down in the dumps
3 Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
4 There's no man in town as admired as you
5 You're everyone's favorite guy
6 Everyone's awed and inspired by you
7 And it's not very hard to see why
8 No one's slick as Gaston
9 No one's quick as Gaston
10 No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
11 For there's no man in town half as manly
12 Perfect, a pure paragon
13 You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
14 And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on
15 Townies:No one's been like Gaston
16 A kingpin like Gaston
17 Lefou:No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
18 Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
19 Townies: My, what a guy, that Gaston
20 Give five "hurrahs!"
21 Give twelve "hip-hips!"
22 Lefou: Gaston is the best
23 And the rest is all drips
24 Townies:No one fights like Gaston
25 Douses lights like Gaston
26 In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
27 Bimbettes:For there's no one as burly and brawny
28 Gaston: As you see, I've got biceps to spare
29 Lefou: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
30 Gaston: And every last inch of me's covered with hair
31 Townies:No one hits like Gaston
32 Matches wits like Gaston
33 Lefou:In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
34 Gaston: I'm especially good at expectorating
35 Townies: Ten points for Gaston!
36 Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
37 Every morning to help me get large
38 And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
39 So I'm roughly the size of a barge
40 Townies:No one shoots like Gaston
41 Makes those beauts like Gaston
42 Lefou:Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
43 Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating
44 Townies: My, what a guy
45 Gaston!