1 Forte: The quickest way to break your heart
2 Make you depressed and ill
3 Is to get tangled up inside
4 The side effects could kill
5 All passion is a waste of time
6 A deadly game pour vous
7 I am your friend, your cher ami
8 I wouldn't lie to you
9 If you must love someone, may I suggest
10 You love yourself! Just think it through
11 You'll never leave and you will find
12 You'll get more rest
13 You'll always feel as good as new
14 Your freedom is the most
15 Important thing, my friend
16 You must be strong, you mustn't bend
17 Don't talk for hours
18 Don't send flowers
19 Don't write poems
20 Don't sing songs and dance
21 Beneath the stars
22 That shine above
23 Don't fall in love
24 As soon as your heart rules your head
25 Your life is not your own
26 It's hell when someone's always there
27 It's bliss to be alone
28 And love of any kind is bad
29 A dog, a child, a cat
30 They take up so much precious time
31 Now where's the sense in that?
32 Love takes the wildest heart and makes it tame
33 If you're turned on, then just turn off
34 Emotions are a thing all great men overcame
35 Please, don't make this grande catastrophe
36 Don't get attached to anyone or anything
37 There's nothing worse than things that cling
38 You'll go to pot
39 You'll turn to drink
40 You'll never rest
41 You'll end up mad and
42 Looking like some
43 Poor demented dove
44 Don't fall in love
45 Don't fall in love