1 Lumiere, spoken: Ma chère Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
2 And now, we invite you to relax.
3 Let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents... your dinner
4 Lumiere, sung: Be our guest! Be our guest
5 Put our service to the test
6 Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
7 And we'll provide the rest
8 Soup du jour
9 Hot hors d'oeuvres
10 Why, we only live to serve
11 Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
12 Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
13 They can sing, they can dance
14 After all, Miss, this is France
15 And a dinner here is never second best
16 Go on, unfold your menu
17 Take a glance and then you'll
18 Be our guest
19 Oui, our guest
20 Be our guest!
21 Beef ragout
22 Cheese soufflé
23 Pie and pudding, en flambé
24 We'll prepare and serve with flair
25 A culinary cabaret!
26 You're alone
27 And you're scared
28 But the banquet's all prepared
29 No one's gloomy or complaining
30 While the flatware's entertaining
31 We tell jokes! I do tricks
32 With my fellow candlesticks!
33 Castleware: And it's all in perfect taste
34 That you can bet
35 Lumiere: Come on and lift your glass
36 You've won your own free pass
37 To be our guest
38 If you're stressed
39 It's fine dining we suggest
40 Be our guest!
41 Castleware: Be our guest! Be our guest!
42 Lumiere: Life is so unnerving
43 For a servant who's not serving
44 He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
45 Ah, those good old days when we were useful
46 —Eh, Cogsworth?
47 Suddenly those good old days are gone
48 Too long, we've been rusting
49 Needing so much more than dusting
50 Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
51 Most days, we just lay around the castle
52 Flabby, fat, and lazy
53 You walked in and oops-a-daisy
54 Mrs. Potts: It's a guest! It's a guest!
55 Sake's alive, well I'll be blessed!
56 Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
57 I've had the napkins freshly pressed
58 With dessert, she'll want tea
59 And my dear, that's fine with me
60 While the cups do their soft-shoein'
61 I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
62 I'll get warm, piping hot
63 Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
64 Clean it up! We want the company impressed!
65 We've got a lot to do
66 Is it one lump or two?
67 For you, our guest!
68 Castleware: She's our guest!
69 Mrs. Potts: She's our guest!
70 Castleware: She's our guest!
71 Castleware: Be our guest! Be our guest!
72 Our command is your request
73 It's been years since we've had anybody here
74 And we're obsessed
75 Castleware: With your meal, with your ease
76 Yes, indeed, we aim to please
77 While the candlelight's still glowing
78 Let us help you, we'll keep going
79 Course by course, one by one
80 'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
81 Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
82 Tonight, you'll prop your feet up
83 But for now, let's eat up
84 Be our guest!
85 Be our guest!
86 Be our guest!
87 Please, be our guest!