1 Lumiere: Be our guest
2 Be our guest
3 Put our service to the test
4 Tie your napkin round your neck, cherie
5 And we provide the rest
6 Soupe du jour
7 Hot hors d'oeuvres
8 Why, we only live to serve
9 Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
10 Don't believe me, ask the dishes
11 They can sing
12 They can dance
13 After all, miss, this is France
14 And a dinner here is never second best
15 Go on, unfold your menu
16 Take a glance and then
17 You'll be our guest
18 Oui, our guest
19 Be our guest
20 Castleware: Beef ragout
21 Cheese soufflé
22 Pie and pudding en flambé
23 Lumiere: We'll prepare and serve with flair
24 A culinary cabaret
25 You're alone
26 And you're scared
27 But the banquet's all prepared
28 No one's gloomy or complaining
29 While the flatware's entertaining
30 We tell jokes
31 I do tricks
32 With my fellow candlesticks
33 Beer Mugs: But it's all in perfect taste, that you can bet
34 Castleware: Come on and lift your glass
35 You've won your own free pass
36 To be our guest
37 Lumiere: If you're stressed
38 It's fine dining we suggest
39 Castleware: Be our guest
40 Be our guest
41 Be our guest
42 Lumiere: Life is so unnerving
43 For a servant who's not serving
44 He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
45 Ah, those good old days when we were useful
46 Suddenly, those good old days are gone
47 Ten years we've been rusting
48 Needing so much more than dusting
49 Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
50 Most days we just lay around the castle
51 Flabby, fat and lazy
52 You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
53 Mrs. Potts: It's a guest!
54 It's a guest!
55 Sakes alive, well, I'll be blessed
56 Wine's been poured, and thank the lord
57 I've had the napkins freshly pressed
58 With dessert
59 She'll want tea
60 And, my dear, that's fine with me
61 While the cups do their soft-shoeing
62 I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
63 I'll get warm
64 Piping hot
65 Heaven's sake, is that a spot?
66 Clean it up, we want the company impressed
67 We've got a lot to do
68 Is it one lump or two?
69 For you, our guest
70 Castleware: She's our guest
71 Mrs. Potts: She's our guest
72 Castleware: She's our guest
73 Be our guest
74 Be our guest
75 Put our service to the test
76 It's ten years since we've had anybody here
77 And we're obsessed
78 With your meal
79 With your ease
80 Yes, indeed, we aim to please
81 While the candlelight's still glowing
82 Let us help you, we'll keep going
83 Course by course
84 One by one
85 Till you shout, "Enough, I'm done!"
86 Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
87 Tonight you'll prop your feet up
88 But for now, let's eat up
89 Be our guest
90 Be our guest
91 Be our guest
92 Please be our guest!