1 LUMIERE
2 Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
3 And greatest pleasure that we welcome you here tonight
4 And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
5 Chair as the dining room proudly presents -
6 Your dinner!
7 Be our guest! Be our guest!
8 Put our service to the test
9 Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
10 And we provide the rest
11 Soup du jour
12 Hot hors d'oeuvres
13 We only live to serve
14 Try the grey stuff
15 CHIP
16 Oh, it's delicious
17 LUMIERE
18 Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
19 They can sing, they can dance
20 After all, Miss, this is France
21 And a dinner here is never second best
22 Go on, unfold your menu
23 Take a glance and then you'll
24 Be our guest
25 Oui, our guest
26 Be our guest!
27 LUMIERE & ALL
28 Beef ragout
29 Cheese souffle
30 Pie and pudding "en flambe"
31 LUMIERE
32 We'll prepare and serve with flair
33 A culinary cabaret!
34 You're alone
35 And you're scared
36 But the banquet's all prepared
37 No one's gloomy or complaining
38 While the flatware's entertaining
39 We tell jokes! I do tricks
40 With my fellow candlesticks
41 ALL
42 And it's all in perfect taste
43 That you can bet
44 Come on and lift your glass
45 You've won your own free pass
46 To be our guest
47 LUMIERE
48 If you're stressed
49 It's fine dining we suggest
50 ALL
51 Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
52 Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
53 Get your worries off your chest
54 Let us say for your entree
55 We've an array; may we suggest:
56 Try the bread! Try the soup!
57 When the croutons loop de loop
58 It's a treat for any diner
59 Don't believe me? Ask the china
60 Singing pork! Dancing veal!
61 What an entertaining meal!
62 How could anyone be gloomy and depressed?
63 We'll make you shout "encore!"
64 And send us out for more
65 So, be our guest!
66 LUMIERE
67 Be our guest!
68 ALL
69 Be our guest!
70 MRS. POTTS
71 It's a guest! It's a guest!
72 Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
73 Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
74 I've had the napkins freshly pressed
75 With dessert, she'll want tea
76 And my dear that's fine with me
77 While the cups do their soft-shoein'
78 I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
79 I'll get warm, piping hot
80 Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
81 Clean it up! We want the company impressed
82 ALL
83 We've got a lot to do!
84 MRS. POTTS
85 Is it one lump or two?
86 For you, our guest!
87 ALL
88 She's our guest!
89 MRS. POTTS
90 She's our guest!
91 ALL
92 She's our guest!
93 Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
94 LUMIERE
95 Life is so unnerving
96 For a servant who's not serving
97 He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
98 Ah, those good old days when we were useful...
99 Suddenly those good old days are gone
100 Ten years we've been rusting
101 Needing so much more than dusting
102 Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!
103 Most days we just lay around the castle
104 Flabby, fat and lazy
105 You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
106 COGSWORTH, spoken
107 Lumiere! Think of what the master will do if he finds out about this!
108 LUMIERE
109 And now, for you continued dining experience:
110 Napkins! S'il vous plait!
111 NAPKINS
112 Oh la la!
113 Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, wheee!
114 ALL
115 Be our guest! Be our guest!
116 Our command is your request
117 It's been years since we've had anybody here
118 And we're obsessed
119 With your meal, with your ease
120 Yes, indeed, we aim to please
121 While the candlelight's still glowing
122 Let us help you, We'll keep going
123 Course by course, one by one
124 'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
125 Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
126 Tonight you'll prop your feet up
127 But for now, let's eat up
128 Be our guest!
129 Be our guest!
130 Be our guest!
131 Please, be our guest!