1 Genie: Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves

2 Scheherazade had a thousand tales

3 But, master, you're in luck 'cause up your sleeves

4 You got a brand of magic never fails

5 You got some power in your corner now

6 Some heavy ammunition in your camp

7 You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how

8 See all you gotta do is rub that lamp

9 And I'll say

10 Mr. Aladdin, sir

11 What will your pleasure be?

12 Let me take your order

13 Jot it down

14 You ain't never had a friend like me

15 Life is your restaurant

16 And I'm your maitre d'

17 Come on whisper what it is you want

18 You ain't never had a friend like me

18 Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service

19 You're the boss

20 The king, the shah

21 Say what you wish

22 It's yours! True dish

23 How about a little more baklava?

24 Have some of column "A"

25 Try all of column "B"

26 I'm in the mood to help you, dude

27 You ain't never had a friend like me

28 Can your friends do this

29 Can your friends do that

30 Can your friends pull this out their little hat

31 Can your friends go, poof

32 Hey, looky here

33 Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let her rip

34 And then make the sucker disappear

35 So don't you sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed

36 I'm here to answer all your midnight prayers

37 You got me bona fide certified

38 You got a genie for your charge d'affaires

39 I got a powerful urge to help you out

40 So what's your wish? I really wanna know

41 You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt

42 Well, all you gotta do is rub like so

43 Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three

44 I'm on the job, you big nabob

45 You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

46 You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

47 You ain't never had a friend like me

48 You ain't never had a friend like me!